Sounds like the woke left is once again out here ruining comedy, and we’re part of the problem! We just don’t care about sitcoms like Ever-Sheldon, or Ur-Sheldon, or even Un-Sheldon. We’re too busy helping our friends reclaim their scent-based cults and getting into surprisingly heated debates about what makes the perfect walking stick.

Suggested talking points: Bury Me on the Big Bang Theory Set, Eggs in a Library, Woke Left Took My Knife Away, Wiccan How, Ringo and Rango

World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

MBMBaM 711: Notice Me, Jerry Senpai

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

Comedy

We’ve got some tall tales and groundbreaking new games this week, so grab a Toaster Strudel from your freezer full of Toaster Strudel, sling your skateboard over your shoulder, and embrace your inner Beta, because we gotta make sure that all the spiders are dead before check-in.

Suggested talking points: My Brother, My Bear, and Me, Zoop My Greeble, Catherine Zeta-Males, Bran from Grain of Oats, Amber Beauties of the Sky

World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

MBMBaM 713: Speed Force Bear

We’re bringing US Wet to the beautiful Vogue Theater of Vancouver, BC. It turns out we share a lot with our neighbors to the north, like a love of Shrek impressions, knowing the best places for kissing, and for a limited time, the Grimace Shake.

Suggested talking points: Secret Fourth Brother Rennis, Goopastank, The Fourth Dimension is Food, Condiment Roulette, Loose Dogs in the ’Pack

Additional music in this episode: "Infinite Peace" by Kevin MacLeod:  https://incompetech.com/.

World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

MBMBaM 712: Face 2 Face: Pay the Mustard Forward

Today's episode is all about pet care! Whether your pet is a water-happy scorpion or a Sonic the Hedgehog skateboard, we'll teach your animal companion how to jump-rope correctly, get into a fight, and steal from their employer using arcade tickets. 

Suggested talking points: Chewable Matrix Pill, Plausible Ticket Deniability, Dougie and Stinky Wheel, Eye of the Jumprope, Jonathan Jump-Up

World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

MBMBaM 710: Colin from Secret Garden Energy

We've annexed the town of Chicago, our real dad, into TravNation! And we're answering all of the Wind Chime City's most pressing questions about fencing champions, Zamboni safety, and what Toad sounds like.

Suggested talking points: Child’s Hat Bag, I Feel So Flammable, Dr Blade the Sword Genius, Giant Ice Tank, Enjoy your Half a Vasectomy 

Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

MBMBaM 711: Notice Me, Jerry Senpai

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